There are several ways in which we as sports fans could help better the experience of attending an athletic event.
100: If you are over the age of 16 don't constantly yell out your favorite player's name during the game in an attempt to grab his attention. You disturb the people around you and you look like an idiot.
99: Don't be an idiot and enter the bathroom through the "Exit" doorway. You'll be sorry.
98: Never tell a drunk fan to shut up EVER!
97: Always buy tickets from a scalper with counterfeit money.
96: At baseball games, don't intentionally hit a beach ball onto the field. It delays the game and designates you as "That moron in section 41".
95: If someone says "I love going to Dodgers stadium.", don't ask "Who plays there?"
94: Don't go to a game if you plan to spend more time at the Bud Light stand than in your seat.
93: Remember; it's Wrigley Field not Wrigley Stadium.
92: If you have more fingers than teeth, then you are not a NASCAR fan.
91: Don't streak.......especially if you're ugly.
90: Don't run over three dozen children in order to get a foul ball; it'll get you on the news.
89: Don't ever say that you watched a game when all you did was watch the game highlight on ESPN. It makes you a liar and degrades real sports fans everywhere.
88: If you're a Ray Bourque fan, don't wear those moronic half Bruins, half Avalanche jerseys; you look like an idiot.
87: Don't wear a Kansas City Royals uniform in public; it shows that you have extremely low standards.
86: Don't ever say that the Clippers are the best basketball team in Los Angeles; it's a blatant lie.
Stay tuned for part 2 of the top 100. It'll be out by Monday.
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