The top 100 rules: Part 2

This is part 2 of the Top 100 rules series. Sorry that it's a day late.

85. If you live in Boston you should be able to correctly pronounce "Yastrzemski" by the age of six.

84. Never eat coffee cake before a wrestling match.

83. Don't mourn the end of Shea Stadium; it isn't worth it.

82. If you can tie your shoes it means that you have three times the mental capabilities of John Madden.

81. Vote Brady/Cassel '08

80. Guys, don't use the women's restroom; just because you're drunk doesn't make it right.

79. Boxing isn't better than MMA and MMA isn't better than boxing; so stop arguing.

78. Don't wear purple uniforms; they are awful.

77. Don't say that you picked Appalachian State over Michigan; we know that you didn't.

76. Don't pick your March Madness bracket based on stats, trends, and records; you'll lose to the secretary who picks based on the cutest mascots.

75. From Red Sox fans to Neil Diamond; you're welcome.

74. Don't change your name to "Ryan Leaf"; it shows that you have no self-esteem.

73. If the person singing the Star-Spangled Banner takes more than two minutes they should be forcibly removed from the playing field.

72. To talented high school athletes: Don't go to Ohio State or Florida State if you intend on getting an education. Grass growing 101 and Basket weaving 203 can only take you so far.

71. Don't bet on pro wrestling.

Part 3 will be up in a week