Sunday, June 15, 2008

Celtics Fans

I hate Celtics fans. They are just awful and here are the ten things that 99% of the Celtics fans of today will never do.

1: THEY WILL NEVER STAY UP TO WATCH THEIR TEAM PLAY IN THE NBA FINALS!
2: They won't attempt to cheer unless that Jumbotron says so.
3: They won't admit that Doc Rivers is a good coach.
4: They will always fall off of the bandwagon after a single loss.
5: They couldn't tell you who the original Big Three were.
6: They won't attempt to understand the game of basketball.
7: They will care more about a Red Sox game in June than about an NBA Finals game.
8: They won't watch any of the game; they will only watch the highlights.
9: They will cheer more for Brian Scalabrine than Kevin Garnett.
10: They will throw away their "Beat LA" and "NBA Champions" T-shirts once the Celtics lose a game next year.

I HATE CELTICS FANS!

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